We are in the park. M is making a prison for an owl.
unpacking some of M’s old clothes now J is big enough to wear them. Having some Strong Dad Feelings, folks
"your life is laundry now" said K, looking me dead in the eyes as she handed over the basket on day 2 of this round of parental leave
LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GO
One more week of homeschool to go, friendos
sitting with M on his morning school call, watching him neatly mute and unmute himself as needed. He has excellent call etiquette, and he’s 5.
I have to travel at the weekend! And stay over! Alone!
cathartic to sit in the park for a bit and watch other people’s kids being absolutely feral, too
DADDY IS MADE OF MEAT! And muscles and bones and organs and nostrils.
dadding today has involved 200% more neat retrofitting of USB power sockets onto things than I was expecting.
a new game in my life: where's that smell of poo coming from?
bringing the dankest memes to the school parents whatsapp
how is it possible to fuck up a slinky this extensively?
we have reached the “go to microwave cup of tea, discover forgotten cup of tea in microwave” stage of All Of This
Festive new seasonmas everyone! ❤️
sending ❤️ to everyone
we’re going to need more stickers
school holidays, day 1 of 18
hope everyone’s doing okay. seems like many people are having a rough week ✊
the only good thing about PAW Patrol is that there’s a UK dub in which the voice acting is loads better and delivered in a delightful array of accents and now Netflix has taken even that away from me
A Mastodon instance for tired parents. Be excellent to each other!